It's Easter! 💐




Something about this couple invokes the dolour of Sebastian Horsley's day of reckoning: 


"The day of the wedding dawned foul. Slowly and silently I got ready. I dressed all in white. I looked like a glass of milk. But inside I was black. Walking through the graveyard towards the chapel I felt about as hopeful as one of the tombstones.


"The priest was waiting outside the church, like a ticket tout at the gates of heaven peddling his wares for four times their real worth. I shook his hand. He had a soft pale grip. I walked up the aisle. My soles clipped against stone like the tick of a death-watch beetle. 


"Ev was late. I passed the time she made me linger there at the altar listing all her faults. I could have done with another hour... "


Okay, you get the picture. 


And can always pursue several pages of the sorry charade... in the much-missed Mr Horsley's 'unauthorised autobiography' Dandy in the Underworld (Hodder & Stoughton, 2007).

 
In time, things turned out splendidly for Sebastian 😎

For a season or so at least:


"When someone at last finds a soul mate they are over-spilling with happiness. They can't be restrained from describing their new found elation: their heightened perception of the world around them, their inability to refrain from taking hoppety-skips, their soaring moods and their sense of contentment. All these were mine on realising that I might never have to live with anyone ever again."


Only the Dandy will ever understand such rapture✨
 

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